Wednesday, 31 December 2008

New Year's Resolutions


New Year's Resolution for 2009:

-Organisation is the key to success. Apo afto den enoo ta mathimata kathos se auta skizume idi, ala
perissoteri organosi oson afora stis e3odous mas. Dld san klasikoi kipreoi prepi na stamatisume
na argume na pigenume e3o kathos exo varethi na vlepo tin porta diaforon union bars(vlepe ULU)
kai na prospatho na piso ton securita na me afisi na bo mesa meta tin epitrepomeni ora. Play
by the rules, son...

-Perissoteri katanalosi alkool. Kathos exume ftasi sto stadio opou ean den piume esto k ligo
mia nixta, diskolevomaste na kimithume, epeite sinexia tis afxisis tou alkool. Epi tis efkerias tis
kathodu(den eime siguros an aftos eine o sostos oikonomikos oros) tis sterlinas, tote ta lefta ta
opoia tha minun stin pada tha ta xrisimopoisume gia tin auxisi tou alcohol budget mas.

-Adopt a pet and keep it alive for more than 1 month. Meta tin apotiximeni apopira mas me ton
simo kai ton sushi, evelpistume oti i sinexia den tha eine to idio dramatiki gia ta epomena
katikidia mas ta opoia kata pasa pithanotita tha eine kai pali psarakia, parolo pou auto
e3ertate ean poulithi to sponge bob aquarium mas sto ebay..

-Improve on Pro Evolution Soccer 2009. Kathos pername ateliotes ores brosta apo mia 15ara othoni
pezontas auto to pexnidi, o skopos mas eine na anevasume to gameplay mas se alla epipeda. Terma
oi psiles, askopes balies(vlepe Chelsea me Jose Mourinho), ta aisxra tackling kai oi axriastes
kokines kartes. Ithe na iparxi athliotoprepia, allilokalipsi, magikes balies kai alla polla gia
na goitevume ton kosmo me to "sexy football".

-Na agorasume kapartina. Kathos oi ekptosis den argun,(i mallon exun arxisi), tote eine mia
kali efkeria gia na kanume ena apo ta oneira mas pragmatikotita. Meta to 2005 opou o Jose Mourinho
emfanistike me mia kapartina se ena podosferiko agona, exi gini ena apo ta oneira mas na apoktisume
mia oloidia. Nene, auti tha ine kathara pio akrivi k o Mourinho exi xaraktiristika os iperoptis k
alazonas apo pollus entutis den pavi na mas goitevi me to apsogo stil tou k to pathos tou
gia to podosfero..

-Na mathume na mairefkumen.. Terma oi pizzes, ta noodles kai ta ready meals apo Sainsburys. O stoxos
mas eine na veltiosumen tis magirikes mas ikanotites kai na stamatisume na ploutizume ta
fastfudadika i na e3artomasten apo allus oi opoioi 3erun na mairefkun(thenku re, ena snakebite pou
loou mou p ena pamen piso)..

-Na min xanafame giro apo to Flames Grill otan imaste pitta. Agapite PIDA kai SUCRE, respect alla
o giros sas kati exi pu mas kamni na dipsume aman to fame k na prepi na exume mia sikla nero
standby dipla mas ouli ti nixta. Respect gia to giro omos, pu aman ise pitta en pu ta pio orea
pramata na trois..

Metaxi alla polla, auta ine ta pio simantika new years resolutions gia mas tis agginares, gia to neo
etos...Sigura den tha ta tirisume ola, alla to simadiko eine oti 3erume ti thelume k ti den
thelume...XRONIA SAS LIGA KAI EYTIXISMENOS O PALIOS O XRONOS!!!

PRAKSANDROS
POOULA POOULA

Saturday, 27 December 2008

1o episimo blog post

Popopo kalispera kai pali agapitoi mou anagnostes se ena poli iposxomeno blog to opoio evelpistoume na kerdisi tin sibathia tou kosmu k oxi mono. Mesa apo autes tis istories stoxos mas eine na exoume records olon ton random k apithanon pragmaton p exoume kani mexri tora k episis na prosferoume ston aplo kosmaki merikes stigmes 3egniasias, xalarosis, kathos k giati oxi filosofisis?

Pou lete, prota apo ola tha ithela na efxitho se olous kala xristougenna kai eutixismeno to neo etos. Boro na po oti ta xristougenna ego ta vlepo san
mia diaforetiki epoxi apo oles tis alles. Oloi tha skeftun oti ine mia epoxi xaras kai eutixias k oti oi anthropoi erxonte pio konta 3exnontas gia merikes
meres ta kathimerina tous provlimata. Ego omos tha epikentrotho se ena allo thema. Exo arxisi na antilamvanomai oti ta xristougenna eine mia dikeologia
(i polles!) gia merikous gia na katanalonun arketi posotita fagitou k sinama alkool exontas aformi tis arketes meres nistias pu eixan proiigithi tis
proigoumenes meres. Den eine dinaton na vlepis ton pappou sou, ena ilikiomeno anthropo na su kerna zivania me to zori k na su leii tin standard kouventa
tou gia ton kairo tou pou itan astinomikos k pu epie ston strato i pou pige stin aglia..e exi katantisi aidia...i tin mitera su na su na prosferete na
su kamni cockteil kai sto telos na emfanizete ena aspro pixto prama p miazi me ekeina ta aidiastika pota p eprepe na pioun oi diagonizomenoi sto fear factor
k na su lei:"ate dokimasto je pemu"!! e gamoto k meta mas lene, stamatiste na pinete...

Ena allo provlima to opoio dimiurgi to alkool ine i sinexi katura...Meta apo diafores erevnes me tin statistiki omada tis eterias, exume katalixi sto
siberasma oti prin pas gia proti fora toualeta otan pinis, ine simantiko na kratiese oson to dinato perissotero..Pistepse mas, exoume perasi apo sibligadia
prin to katafero afto...

Itan mia omorfi mera, paraskevi kataakrivian k molis ixa teliosi to panepistimio kata tis 5 ke eipe san kalo pedi na pao stin vivliothiki(ULU BAR) gia tin
kathieromeni mu meleti. Meta apo arketes ores katanalosis...vivlion evgena exo apo to ulu kata tis 12(ne eimaste limenoi!) me kati filarakia k
katefthinomastan pros tin gower street gia na parume to 24...Entometaxi me eixe piasi mia apistefti katoura k den ixera ti na kano.. e min antexontas
allo vgazo ton pantelaki peripato k ton afino na xlafrosi...pros kaki mun periptosi efmanizetee enas astinomos ekei k me piani sta prasa..k xekina
enas iperoxos dialogos:
-What are u doing there?
-What does it look that Im doing?
-Well, are u aware that its illegal to piss on the pavement?
-I know, but its my university, is that so?
-It does not matter, its an 80 pound fine, sir?can i see some id please?
min xerontas ti na kano tou dixno tin student card mu
-Excuse me, do i get a student discount?
-What do u mean?are u serious?
-Of course Im serious. I get student discounts for most things so why shouldnt I get for fines?

Telika i omorfi sizitisi diakopike me ena roz xartaki p egrafe pano 80 lires (pata). e ti na kanume? to kako ine oti auti mu i sinithia sinexistike
se nixterino kentro diaskedasis stin lefkosia alla autin tin fora den piastika, kathos amolisa to pantelaki in disguise se mia amerimni apothikula
stin gonia tou magaziou.. e ti tha gini meta???pou tha katalixume??pisteuete exoun 3efigi merikoi i apla i anagki prepi na erxete panta proti??

Oi protes entiposeis


Kathos exoun perasi sxedon 2 mines meto pou irthame se auto to panepistimio pu stin arxi nomizame oti to
UCL ixe kapoia sxesi me to Uefa Champions League, entoutis i nea auti fasi stin zoi mas ine akros entiposiaki
ke sinarpastiki tha elege kanis. Gia tous perisoterous apo emas auti i nea arxi simane tin alagi apo tin
kathimerinotita tou stratou k oxi mono alla iparxoun merikes leptomeries i opoies apodiknioun oti i thitia
mas stis taxis tis ethnikis frouras tha mas simadiotodisi gia polla xronia sto mellon.

Katarxas mia proti matia apo to refectory sto UCL apodiknii ola auta ta opoia fovomastan. Oti pote den
prepi na 3exnume tis rizes mas. To kotopoulo to opoio serviroun sto refectory thimizi apistefta ekeino
to opoio magireuame kathe triti mesimeri me stomfo zilo k pathos sta timimena pleon magiria sto haidari opou
pragmatopoithike to vasiko stadio tis proetoimasias mas gia na timisume tin patrida mas os efedroi
axiomatikoi. Episis to gegonos oti meta prepi na valis ton disko s pano sto trolley fernei piso mnimes
apo to KEN, kathos nomizis oti apo stigmi se stigmi kathos tros kapoios tha fonaxi "PROSOXI" otan enas
ipsilovathoms tha bi mesa sta estiatoria. Klinontas auto to thema, iparxoun episis diaforoi arkates, gardeners
stil marouchou pou dinun akoma mia esthisi stratou sto UCL. Pale ekataferamen ta omos kai milume gia
to strato. Katholou efxaristo thema, alla ti na kamume? I ETHNIKI FROURA einai pantou.

Kathos irthame sto UCL poli tha mas katigorisan oti imaste pittes, alkolikoi kai oti allo fantastis.
Meta tis protes mas e3ormisis, ofilume na pumen oti gia tous perissoterous apo mas auta einai
sinithi fenomena kathos ta teleutea 2 xronia perilamvanan sinexi vomvardismo tou stomaxiou mas me tonus
alkool, k merikoi apo mas exun niosi gia ta kala to skliro xeri tou nomou se autes tis prospathies. Elpizo
na min xriastoi na gini k auto stin agglia, kathos den ime skiuros an thelo na gnorizo tis dikes tous
astinomikes methodous. Ego thelo na pisteuo k meta apo sixnes ereunes i opoies tha akolouthisun oti
i posotita alkool pou katanalonume san kiproi eine se ipsila epipeda k oti borume na nikisume autous
tous flories(vlepe timur ketsbaia) se opoiondipote drinking game. Auto tha to dume se metepita artha sta
opoia tha parousiastun diafores statistikes erevnes apo tin omada ereunon tis etairias mas.

I proti entiposi apo to Londino eine oti molis vgenis exo apo to spiti sou, automata feugun k 10 lires
apo tin pugka sou. I timi auxanete otan arxizis k agorazis askopa pragmata i apoktas mia anisixitika pio
entoni sxesi me to ebay. Thelo na pisteuo omos oti ta 100 glowsticks for 4.99, i kava gia ta krasia episis for
4.99 k to aquarium me theme sponge bob gia 24.99 itan agores axias k agorastikan meta apo poli skepsi
k kathos ixame skefti oles tes diafores parametrous. To monadiko mavro simio p boro na vro gia to Londino
eine oti i ekfrasi "ekopsan mas tin" apoktisame mia telios diaforetiki enoia sti zoi mas pleon. Ine
adianoito na les sinexia tin idia ekfrasi, afu 3eris oti opou k na pas tha s tin kopsun alla ti na kanume?
emis prospathume na simvivastume

Ta courses mas pane diaforetika gia ton kathena. Alloi niothun to panepistimio san to 2o tous spiti me
ateliota lectures, alloi exoun metatrepsi to domatio tous se pelekanio, alloi kimunte mesta lectures k
otan tixeni na tous rotoun erotisis nomizoun oti ine piso sto dimotiko, alloi tron giron tin nixta k
ektos p tin sinexomeni dipsa prepi na kopsun ptomata to proi, allous hackaroun tous to facebook k
en tous afinun na dkiavasun, alloi en erkunte glascowi na dun tous protathlites evropis k
prospathun na epikentrothun sto coursework tous, alloi pezun poker mesta lectures blah blah blah....

Ime siguros oti oi apopsis m k genika oi protes entiposis apo to UCL(opos lemen Uefa Champions League)
tha sas provlimatisan. Eimaste anixtoi gia sizitisis me to koino k evelpistume oti tha kanume k mia ekpompi
sto mellon me stoxo na sizita tous provlimatismus sas k genika oti allo fantastite.

Sas efxaristo gia ton xrono sas
Praxandros
EXEI POOULA